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The Low Magic Society staff lined up outside headquarters at night: permit clerk, neighborhood wizard, ghost plumber, lost-and-found ranger and moonlight baker

Bureau of Minor Practitioners

Magic is real.It just hasa day job.

Minor practitioners, night workers, clerks, plumbers, bakers — and everyone else keeping the weird parts of the world quietly operational.

Join the BureauMeet the Staff
  • 999 staff files
  • Union cat approved
  • Staff intake: open

Orientation film

A night at the Bureau.

Quiet city. One lit window. A leak that isn't ours. The job, mostly.

Ten seconds. Sound optional. Like most of the shift.

Meet the staff

Minor practitioners. Major paperwork.

Request a permit →
Rent-Hex Clerk holding a clipboard, looking unimpressed, on a pink background

Rent-Hex Clerk

#0137

Formerly the Permit Clerk. Reassigned. Don't ask.

Neighborhood Wizard with a coffee mug and a black cat on his shoulder, on a green background

Neighborhood Wizard

#0421

Mostly small favors and zoning variances.

Ghost Plumber in green overalls holding a plunger, on a yellow background

Ghost Plumber

#0666

Knows where the leaks go when the lights go out.

Moonlight Baker holding a fresh cake, crow on shoulder, on a blue background

Moonlight Baker

#0892

Bakes for insomnia, bad dreams and tax season.

Misplaced Mail Oracle at his route sign with a bag of letters and a black cat, on a yellow background

Misplaced Mail Oracle

#0707

Finds letters meant for somewhere else.

Lost-and-Found Ranger covered in found keychains, on an orange background

Lost-and-Found Ranger

#1010

Everything finds its way here. Eventually.

Permit Warlock with a pigeon courier and a stack of pending forms, on a pink background

Permit Warlock

#0012

Approves nothing quickly.

Open

Your role here

Always understaffed. You'd fit right in.

Apply within →

Join the Bureau

File for intake.

Two steps. No email. The paperwork is the point.

  1. Follow @lmss_eth on XFollow on X
  2. Like & reply to the official noticeNotice not yet issued.

No email. No spam. The Route Bureau would only lose it.

Inter-Bureau Relations

Run a community?

File a collab request: giveaways, allowlist exchanges, joint anomalies. Every filing is reviewed. Eventually.

Forms are issued on request. This is the request.

Internal correspondence

Field Notes.

Corkboard covered in incident reports, leak reports, a summoned entity log, G. Ghost's membership card and a black cat peeking from below
Corkboard, west hallway

Low Magic Society is a collection of staff files. Every shift is forms, leaks, lost things and the occasional minor miracle — logged, stamped and filed before anyone important notices.

We're not heroes. We just showed up.

Bureau of Minor Practitioners

Practitioner Permit

Name
You?
Role
Future staff
Clearance
Provisional
Issued
Right now
ApprovedClaim this permit →
Elevator Necromancer holding a haunted elevator panel, black cat tucked in coat

Restricted file

Restricted

Elevator Necromancer

“Keeps the building moving between worlds.”

Some employees don't move between floors. They move between worlds. This one handles vertical services, inconvenient spirits, and buttons no one should press.

Rarity
Legendary-adjacent
Department
Vertical Services
Tool
Haunted elevator panel
Familiar
Union cat
Floor access
All. Including −2.

Do not ask about the basement.